Keeping Your Cool

Too Young for the Island

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Other Side of Him

Part 1

Part 2

He Chooses

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Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Sleeper Agents

Sleeper cell agents were a different breed now.

With mind transfer technology, one agent's mind

was put into another body chosen by the agency.

Until the agent was triggered, their mind was

lost while the owner of the body regained full

control. When the correct trigger happened, the 

agent's mind would takeover.

You are one of these agents. The trigger is this

man's handshake, and your mission is to kill him.

But who are you?

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Zipping in

Self/ish

PSA to everyone asking for requests:

Nowadays I get about 15 requests per week. You see how many requests I actually get done a week. As of now I have 472 requests backlogged, some from years ago (this current one is from last year). I don't have the time to do all of them, so you all should know that when you make a request it's less like putting in an order and more like putting in for a lottery. 

I know the easy answer is to just do more captioning, but in a virtually thankless thing like making captions it would kind of be a waste of my time. Sorry, but I just don't want to spend most of my time doing captions... I have things I do other than this -- just like you. Think about it like you were me.

Not many captioners ask for requests, so I know why I get so many. To try and get them done more frequently I started dedicating the weekend to requests. A good amount of people have said they want me to do less requests and more originals, so keep in mind how self-indulgent requesting captions is when you push for your idea. If you guys have something constructive in terms of advice to give me to get more done, then tell me. But realize that I can't give anyone special treatment with potentially hundreds more requesters wanting the same thing.

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"In 2043, a 63 year old Kim Kardashian announces that she will reprise her 2014 photoshoot for Paper Magazine to commemorate its 30th anniversary. 

The news is received with cruel mockery and a deeply offended Kim retires from the public eye. 

But the anniversary arrives and Kim poses… looking exactly the same as she did 30 years ago. 

Is this a hoax? Did she kept unpublished photos from that session to release them now? Finally, the answer is revealed. 

Kim has become the first human being whose mind has been uploaded into a younger cloned body. 

The photoshoot and her apparent retirement were all part of a publicity stunt planned by the corporation behind this new medical procedure. 

Now the rich and the powerful of the world will be able purchase a second youth like she did."

---Anonymous

The pictures for Parts 1 and 3 were also requested.

Foreigners

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"Hiya! I was wondering if you could do a caption where a lovely white woman visits a foreign country, but one of the poor foreigners ends up in her body and tries to go back to America in it, despite not knowing English that well. I feel like I saw a cap like that before and I loved it. Keep up the great work!"

--A.W.

Like the Change

"Can you do something with this pic: http://i.imgur.com/W92mljo.jpg? I'm thinking something along the lines of a body swap or body hopper where the swapper loves her body but he couldn't stand the long hair so he decides to cut it off, the rest (like why he is wearing that dress in her body) is up to you. (p.s. A minor detail I would like to add: please make it that nobody is aware he is inhabiting her body)."

---Anonymous

The picture for this caption was also requested.

Make Do

"can you do a cap with this picture

i prefer m2f ,race change, stolen body, wrong body, asian

and the main chracter is Rob"

---Anonymous

The picture for this caption was also requested.

Deadeat Dad

Too Many Years

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This is Painful

Brother Sister Time

Bathwater

Teenage Traits

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Part 4

Tired of it

Not Out Yet

Back to the Ideal

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"Can you do a possession cap where a guy named Waldo has a huge crush on a girl named Anna, so he possesses her best friend Michelle to discover more about her, then he ends up addicted to possession that he decided to just take over Anna's life through possessing her?"

---Anonymous

Lost Authority

"may I kindly request a cap about a high school teacher named Felix, who has a hard time keeping his class in order ever since he ended up as a girl roughly the age of his students? :)"

---Licy

Con Booth

This request was a fun one to change/expand on...

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Part 2

"How about this? I was thinking maybe a guy who accidentally swapped with this cosplayer, but likes his new body and does not want to find a way back. "

---Anonymous

The picture for part 2 was also requested.

A Sign

Mail Order Bride

After Exchange Island

Always wondered what happened to folks

after they came back from Exchange Island...

One Dance

Not Fun Anymore

Don't Waste Your Time

Fighting the Eyelids

Eat Right

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"Can you do a cap about a fat guy who steals his nutritionist body, so he didn't have to follow his eating regimen? After a year, the nutritionist (in the guy's body) became a culturist, and the guy become obese again (only this time in the nutritionist body). Then he tries to convince her to swap back, but she denies, of course =P "

---Anonymous

So Vain

I've changed a request again, uh-oh!

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"Hi, I love your captions, specially the F2F ones!

I wonder if you could do one with age progression / regression and trait swap. Whether it is about a mature woman getting younger and stronger, or a female bodybuilder on her prime rapidly aging is up to you. 

Thank you very much!"

---Anonymous

The picture for Part 2 was also requested.

Trish Today

"Can you do a cap where a teenage guy switches bodies with Trish Stratus by accident?"

---E.R.

Facing the Camera

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Part 2

"Hello there! Could you please do a caption where an "slightly" obsessed fangirl manages to steal Dita Von Teese's body while she is attending a fashion show, and she can barely contain her joy about it? Thanks a lot!"

---Anonymous

The picture for Part 2 was also requested.